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six. >> a man with the world's largest revealed the way it's made his life difficult. >> we'd show it to youbusy right now, but i'm busy on.ok all right. you got that joke. and it is a joke. president biden is on his second straight week of vacation. if >> he would get more rest if not for the local kids who keep poking p him with his stick to see if he's alive. >> stephen king mocked elon musk on x one of musk's rocket launches was delayed, but king stick to what he does best,ing e scaring people witoph his face. mspute ople dispute the clai that kamala harris worked at mcdonald'the claims in the ph

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finally, police in a suburbanved new york county have made their first arrest under a new law banning face maskse rst arre . to put >> after the arrest, police begged the person to put it back on. all right. let's let's talkta about this stuff. so last night's interview was a controlled burn. the goalwaa cont limit, the dami small area in order to prevent a larger inferno that would engulf the entire candidacy. for it to work , the conditions had to be right. you had to pick the right host. the setting,th the length of time, the chaperon and the questions and the obvious one to avoid was her role in covering joe's mental unfitness. remember, she insistedme unfitne president was extraordinarily strong. >> u.s >> you insisted that president biden is extraordinarily strong where we are now. do you have any regretsbout about what told the american

people? no, not at all. not all.. i have served with biden forden almost four years now. and i'll telfor l you, it's one. of the greatest honors of my career. truly. americ he cares so deeply about the american people. ane. hehe so smart and so smart, sor smart. he had to drop out of the race r joe . but what if she's telling the truth? that to her, joe seems smartit, but that would mean she's a drooling idiot and bash just shrugs. but if she did anything else, and d make did any kamala look . and we know that that helps trump. and what h you do. when asked about the obvious coup against biden, you do it bidey hack does turn it into a family moment. >> did it happen on a sunday? it was a sunday so it's here. i'll i'll give you a little too

much information. go for is no s there's no such thing. >> madam vice president. y was staying with us and including my baby nieces and we had just had pancakes. and, you know, auntie, can i have more bacon? yes, i'll make you more bacon. and thenre we were going to sit. we were sitting down to do a puzzle and the phone rang. and it was joe biden. biden. and he told me what he had decided to and i asked him, are you sure? >> and he said yes. at least the kid got more bacon . >> i was on the edge of myy se seat aboutat. >> that bacon, who? >> since when does kamala give us to information? shs to -e us no information. and when bash hit kamala on

ever changing positions, os kamala insisted she hasn'tition spoiler alert she has. in 2019, you said, quote, there is no question i'm in favothrty of fracking. fracking, as you know, is a pretty big issue, particularly in your must win state of pennsylvania. do you still want to ban fracking? no, and i made that clea and i r on the debate stage in 2020 that i would not ban frackingan as vice president. i did not ban fracking as president. i will not ban fracking. we are in 2024 and i've not changed that position, nor will i going forward. i kept my word and i will keep my word. what made you change that position at the time? >> well, let's be clear. >> my values have not changed. that was clear. 29 says there's no question she'd ban fracking. now she says she won't frackint fracking, but then she says her position hasn't changed. so what did di has notd the defn of fracking change to not

fracking? because then everything she said makes senset.. >> it's classic kamala, a pile of platitudes sewn together like john wayne. >> bob it's. yeah. all right. p i think google it and listen to this sense. >> i have always believed and i have worked it, that themate climate crisis is real, that it is urgent matter to which we should apply metrics that include deolding ourselves to deadlines around time, deadlines, deadlines around time. you know, i suppose time. the deadlines that aren't based on time, but what is the significance of the past? it's a time, the significance of the passage of time, right?ea

the significance of the passage of time. soss when you think about it,s r there is great significance to the passage of timeea. >> there is such great significance to the passage of time. i'm true. assage mean, what is the significance of the passage of time? well ocan make, you can make ite interview seem like an eternitys now the media calls this race a race to the middle. say whatever you need to say to come off as a moderate because ople appe the norm. which raises the obvioush le question why do you push left-wing ideology when come ideoe, people tellwant? you that is not what they want? and why is it you can only pus h your left wing aims when no p one's looking? what's that say your positions and you're not being tru e to voters when finally they're looking right at you, which is a.which bad time to ft the name of the supreme court. n >> he even called for term

and nation of the united states supreme court. that's the supreme land of our nation. the united ou states constitution . well, it's nice to see.ce t you continue whereo se, joe left off, jim, you have been. following politics for decades. >> very closely. very closely. have leigh, have you seen a race quite like this? and i don'uite likt kamala's ra. >> i mean, just the political. well, i mean, i find her kind of entertaining, like we've all forgotten the supreme court, i call them soup co is a little bito to remember. i knew that would bond, but i did it anyway because i'm stupidd it i wrote it down. i'm like, nope, don't say it. and i said i it.t. story of. my life. >> but we can't. like, i don't mind when someone and as longtion as they're going to stick to it because we always complain that these they dig in on somethinhat theyin on sog and tv

change. but her answer should have just been when they said, why have you changed your opiniou n? because i realize more people thought my position was wrongtet and i just like, i don't needy you to have integrity. just do what people want you to do. position exactly. i have changed my position on a lot of things and you just thin i think i was wrong. yeah, that's all you got to say that people go, wow, why do we why are politicians not to sayan they think they're wrong on something? because we punisg on h for it. like whenever if you admit that you're wrong about something, people don't justou admit you'rt go, oh, that was honest. we just try to kill you for it . you know, she's just she's very irritating and it's fun to watch her talking about riding the when it. she's vice president for the guy who sank it. >> yeah. yeah. reg: oh, joey, i. you know, i'm inclined to ask you abouast waltz, because, you know, both of youroes are military heroes, though. >> yeah. yeah. i hesitate using your in his in

the same sense because he did so much more to but well, to hear him tell it. yes, exactly. >> it's a lot more. but he didn't do anything there. he reminded me of when you see on "60 minutes" when they have like the head of a corporation and his lawyercorporat and the r is off on the side and the lawyer is just looking liklike e this at at his client, while like the being interviewed, he was just there in case, you know, she got sick or something. >> he all he did was i think he was there to make her look better. yeah. she doesn't she has a likability problem and kind of always has. and so they bring him in and he's running this line about being coach and midwesternerdwesternthink ab buk about what he said. he said that i don't use goodonu grammaser. that was his. yeah. because people in the midwest are knowe midwesare knn for somm georgia. let me tell you. you know, i sit there and i went ain't no way. he just said he was in combat, did he? and 's bad grammar. and i know that what he is,

is he's a liar. n tv and you can't admit that on tv. but he even i think he even he didn't really directly answere did no whole dwi thing . he kind of just skirted past that he's talked about his kid and his dog well, and bash offered it up in a civil place.t she she coupled a couple of things together so he could if else ifgo somewhereha you watched the whole thing. she she she led them to their answer when she the hard question and kat she didn't do exactly what you predicted they wouldn't do. no follow-up question. >> not even. what did you mean by that? i know mea she she did do one we she asked her, what would you do on day one? and she asked her that again. right. that that was i mean, again, not exactly the levelex of combativenessactly had whene was talking to j.d. vance, but something but i'm also the comment doesn't seem to know what tmi is. >> yeah, i in my experience, because in my experience, tmi,

abouone says, sorry, tmi, they're either talking about behavior or. >> yes. or like other bodily fluids. so i was like, where's the tmi . >> if the kids themselves from the baker tmi, we that tmi. but like i was i worked with some kids that, wanted pancakes and bacon is not tmi and nobody up. yeah, that is true. i mean, what what would be tmi? i meanwould be, my goodness. i mean, tmi.y. i had breakfast today. yeah, exactl y. >> sorry for the demise. let me get wrote a whole book on tmi . >> i mean, she she's an expert queen of tmi, chapter five. yeah. xt one t yeah. i got one to believe.conv i would love to seeer a conversation between kamala and you. and she goes, tmharrisi had pans ,and you go, tmi at a had a colostomy.

>> yea h. ileostomy. but yeah, ileostomy. excuse me. omy an >> yeah. i get confused between colostomy and ileostomy. i could grabd omy.. >> that would be tmi, kyra. whaw >> that'e s all we got afterit s waiting 30 days. >> i think i said it best. i think we've seen. t and heard enough. yeah. even tell yourself. yeah, i think i've said it best. >>, i. >> and no one else is going to touch that. when you lie when you about breakfast. >> okay. okay. there were i was makingcakes. pancakes and then they asked for bacon and then we played a puzzle. >> yes. kitchen table. doelieve l you okay? nobody of all the foods in the world, when there's pancakes and sirup, you don'tou have pen and paper and puzzles next to it. that is sonext to true.

and not greece. it's not tmi. it's ala my lie and much information. >> that's what that is. but she's it's so bad that when you have to say when someone and it was multiple choice questionhoics there was like its like they were playing goose bumps where was telling them, picture a pic, don't go behind me, you could die. so it's just one of the worst interviews i've ever is. shame on here . but this is cnn and it's sad that you can go in a place no oe that know is going to comfort you an, and have added it 25 ti and like they should have said to hershouu have o, you have on, you can't make this up. and when she came back through, they'l l like you saw i think we can move on. all right. well, let's do something else. >> trump says joe's become a sleepy beach if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go

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lying on a beach, sleeping all day long. >> who the hell to sleep and who wants to sleep in public? >>c? he's he's sleeping. do you think president xi of china is at a beach sleeping? do you think kim jong un is presping from north korea with his nuclear weapons all over place? >> they don't sleep so much. we have a guy sleeping. he's right, though. we don't really have ahave president right. i gues but i guess the more joe sleeps, the the less he thin everything up. >> but trump's got a point.dr who's sleeps on the beache beas that much? this guy spends more in the sand than a cat. joey good. it is kind of interesting.thou like you.ght like, i've never really thought about that. sleeps o like that.

who sleeps on the beach? it's like you could see howve trump does not understand that. >> like, has he ever really slept? >> period. no, no, that guy doesn't sleep. listeny does n, you don't sleepr in public. it's -- it's. it's a hazard. like you just don't dod. don't do, you know? >> every time i wake up sleeping on a plane up, drool all over mysele plan df myf, lie missed the snacks that came back in, like, sucby.h a bad mo. you just don't sleep in public. that's what the bed is for. cot honestlyt th, safest thing you could be doing, i mean, what? the inverse is running around sniffingthe in, telling about cn pop and . like you just let the ma n alone. >> i disagree. yes. who want ds? to be conscious at the beach? i'm sick of people actinpeoplege the beach is longer fun for longer than 20 minutes. it's not fun. no fun. especially in manhattan. it takes like, an hour to get there. yot there you get there, then w? yeah. there's nothing. oh, sorrt? ou y. >> i know everybody. it's a big thing. like the beach. the beach? why don' t you. here's your option. sit around in the dirt in your underwear or go into the water

in your underwear. i'm like, i'm sorry. i know, the beach is a big thing, but i don't want. good for you. sl on beach. sleep >> because every everyone there is just pretending it's fun. it's a very midwesterners in the crowd tonight. do you. >> could you ever see trump lounging at the beach at sleeping or notr se? it doesn't seem like. depends if he bought the beach or not. yethes he made it to sleep in bd and breakfast. >> you know, i think it's. you have to. it's not fair to joe to make fun of him. >> a i mean, he survived oil cad cancer. and for all we kno forw it sand is sleeping in the sun that retracts that particular oil can cancer. >> so could be doctor's order. we have to know that you know tk or b so i think before we judge, you know, we have to understande even no matter when he wayn,leep every time he goes to slee andp

and, wakes up, it's a new day, sometimes five or six times in one day. goinf i had those magical powers that he has to where something's going bad, i take a nad p and i wake up.what he it's a whole brand new day. yeah. so maybe that's what he was doing. he wasdoin bo jusott rebooting.in he was having a bad conversation with the wife. wentg as havin to sleep, woke u. memory. >> oh, i wish i had that.a come >> jim, as a comedian, you havei to give trump is do. that was a good, solid riff. you know, it was a general observation. >> who sleeps in public? >> it's a fair point. it is. although i'm in no position alt to criticizehougcize con considg the things that i do in public . >> sleeping at the beachle is pretty harmless. i'm the only guy with jellyfish jellre he gos in thess andy with water. >> i would say. i would say no. >> biden this photo is amazing because he literally looksp. incompetent even when he's asleep. >> yeah.

should he should he be projecting an image? >> should the leader an image of constant activity? >> does this send a messagees to our adversaries? >> he just i mean, no one looksk great sleepings gr, but he just looks lost. even when he's sleeping. i would try to presssleepi the switch, the umbrella where they're not going to get photos of you from the side because he jusm t looks likething re he's contemplating something really stupidly. >> yes. and i'm sorry, isn't he the president of the united states? you don' t have a cabana. yeah. good. nice chance to say like i mean, this is i mean, he's just saving that 28 million dollars. >> yes. i mean,. i mean, nothing delaware beach.c >> is that good?that goo i mean, forgive me iffrom you're from delaware, but it mean, it's delaware state. >> it's a state yeah,>> it' it's carpeted, it's small. it's all i'll say, but it's

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since you've gotten pregnant, have you? you're still drinkintill drinki i assume. there's no. ther. s no science >> no science. saying you should cut back. what? honestlyutback, one of my favore things about being pregnant is having the excuse not th that people don't ask you a million questions about. right, because. but for i got pregnant, i got to a point where i was very, yory, very rarel was very becaue you do the analysis of is this reall y to add what it's going to take away from me tomorrow morning? ye ows, but there's really not that nice of a way to say that to a person. >> yes.you're without making them feel like. r right. because what you're really is, a saying is, hey, i don't thinkt drinking with you is going to be that fun. >> yeah. because every now and then i'd be like, okay, it's worth it. >> let's rage. but very, very, very rarely. it's. so you say i would if . hey, i would drink with you, and i totally could, but i still think i might not have thatht good oatf f a timeae so i don't want to. i love in this research tyrus,as there is an actual sentencentees

>> says while the cause of hangovers is not known, what is what took to semi quote you. >> what ise you wh wrong with s? >> and who doesn't knowo does what causen's hangovers. >> listen, besides that, if you're still getting hangovers at 44, you probably need to look at what'd what's gs goin in your lifetime. >> 20, 20, 20 years, 2230s when you're supposed to get hangovers. then you figure it out a when you're 30. >> and for that you should be a full blown alcoholic. fudoes nsoes, nothing bother or or which don't condone it or. but if you must or you haveand figured it out, you know your limit likyoe i'm lucky say i have kids, but i also have this great line whenever someone says, hey, let's go out drinkings wif, i'm like, cool,n my wife come? never no one ever asked us out. she doesn't watch.

you're cat.od poi >> it makents a good point that basically okay, so hangovers are caused by putting a poison in your body. >> that's what it is. so you basically say it's an ultimate. if you two, tomorrow's gym. if tonight's gym drinks, you're basically screwing over tomorrow's gyme. >> you're doing something to gym you wouldn't even do to a stranger. tranger. oh, no. >> i would do it to a stranger ,ruin their and vomitruin on them. yeahed, i. oh, yeah, yeah. >>, are you glad you haven't had a drink ages? quit i was.wi i was one of those after school specials. i quit when i was 18. i wa. s. my last trip was on january 31st of 87, so i never had a drink. no, no, no, no. he i just. thank you. he switched to heroiswisn. exactly. yes. and i've been broke. if you have money, i'll drink.

no, i don't. i don't know what it's like to be an adult drunk. as a i was a bad hangover drunk when i was young. like i was a vomit oomit or.r ir you know, call the fbi guy like i was a problem when i drank. bomb threats. yeah, i did all of it. oh, really? oh, yeah. yeah.. bom >> my high school. it's good business. you cleared your high school. yeah, but with a bomb threat. oh, yeah. what was the. i was so bad was my friends. >> i was drunk. i was about seven. that was back when bomb threats weren't that big a deal.a yo, you know, he's right. he's right. remember you. everybody contemplated a bomb threat because it would get him out of class or a fight. let's call it a bomb threat.t by 5:00 somewhere. yeah, they tried it before, and and they'd never done anything t . and i was so bad, i found i was drunk, and i went, if you think this is a and start, that's it . and then actually i felt bad for me. like this guy's socks.

look, just a clear, but he out and they did. i'm glad . you stopped me too, joey. i really. tuused to think i was an a morning person, but it turns out i'm not a morning hangover personrn . i you know, people that are sociopathic and i respec>>t them for it. but, man, listen, i don't know what a hangover is like at 44.ng i'm not there yet, but i quit drinking it like 28 because once you've been carried out of one of those dueling piano bars looking like pinocchio, becausis -e you have hinges for knees and you don't have control over anything anymore. l big by the guys you tried to fight because they wouldn't shake your hand firmly and i realized that, you know, eight years as a marine, i got it a end all in. i got every every crazy night in okinawa, like, i'm not took care of it. >> so that chapter's closed. all right, well, this chapter's opening. >> wow. has that fornr a transitio hazing? >> yeah, thank you.g thank you. all right. coming up, with ratingupths in e sewer, star wars blames the viewer.

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minority star wars was already eve of the most diverse shows in the movies in the seventies. they had everybody on theierr so they would and they continued and even in in the new ones they made women powerful in the head jedi. they've gone out of their wathe then they load it up. they threw it up in the lab for you and you ruined i it.t. a prb here's the problem. your woke writing. and if the fans don'le and the t watch it,to maybe there is alt-right conservatives, but they don't know becauseconserva. nobody watched it.. you know, it's a funny. that's the problem. i would love to say in.ave no i have no idea because i lookeda at it when w i don't want to watch this. that is like you're right when you said it's like, can you make something that's so popular? it's like it's like you open a toy storbad, it' e that children don't mak want to go in or you may donate that fat people won't eat. >> i mean, they made it star that people didn't want. >> everybody loved star wars nuts and that stuff. that's the problem. snow white wasn't the same thing. another thingarricg. young these young actors

and actress today, they'll actressee ownership every . so they're going to grow as actors. they blame everything on everybody else. but as everyonthon as ee else they buy. so i bet there won't be a longt. line for the next flick. yeah, you knowming eve. yeah. keep blaming everybody else. it's going to go good for you in your walk. writing an>> woke g any tyy typn where messaging is more important than than let's be entertaining. it stinkt s and it annoys people. and i don't i think star wars, we're done with it. like, can we stop with star " wars? like, the first three were great. the mandaloriastar ws". n supposed to be very good. everything else. and i've had enough. i'm sick of the universe h e. su i'm tired of the star. just shut up. it's boring. and i'm sick and tired of it. but are big fan and he wanted to like this show, so badly and he just hated it. and it was not a good show it's not always because of the politics. a lot of times you just made a ba thed. >> it happens.e yes. and it's like an excuseexcu to blameseo the viewer. but you can't blame the viewer if you're leadin g with a message, if you're you know what i mean? if you're going to lead with a messagin

e, it's -- it's on you. >> if they don't like it, you know, don't have a message . entertainment. one of the most pure things out there. right. it's just kind of like greed, likeit's le read you like it jut is like you either are entertaining the or you're not. i don't sit down and write a dissertation about what entertains me before i clicks" s on the 51st star wars show that's been created. hibeen cybe 50 wmaybe 50 was tho maybe disney plus two and 50 star wars shows the 51st one not so much. but here's an idea. and just ea and h me out.maybe >> i mean, just hear mpee out.lp maybe people don't really get about you. >> yeah. i mean, maybe they just wantto b to be entertained and just do something entertaining. could this cat be a, like, an underrated quality of trolls? maybe they are america's t precious commodity. they helped america get rid of a mediocr helpe product. >> absolutely not. yeah, people are sadect,. and.

gross yeah, yeah, yeah. >> the wrong people are. rea yeah, people are really salld k and honestly, i know what it's like to have people star wars fans reallhave peoy really mad . yeah, i had legitimate death threats from star warsi had far making a joke. >> i'm white, so i don't know it if that's always's the reason, but no, i don't think trolls are the heroes of the world. that's. that's. that's. that's maybe the worst take you've eve at's may worst ther had a troll. send. oh, they're already there. they're already there. yeah. yeah. i can hear the keyboardssrigh right now. yeah, they already are. , i just find it offensive that they call them trolls. they say more. yeah, they say more offensive things than that. >> but i didn't know. i actually know it. >> star wars used to be. all white people. i've never seen any, you know, it's all i get. i don't know. lando calrissian. it was always divers t, he and.

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that like. >> like a thing that canat t be tolhey d in 5 minutes and th stretch it right?metime >> hour,s sometimes 90 minutes it'll be like a bucolic suburb . >> i love when you go, kid. i love when he goes, oh, no. oh, oh, oh. >> what happened? >> oh, well. and then he just drives me crazy. but e i digress. kat, what happened to someone do that? ? someone absolutely detest saying like too much? >> oh, i hat me myself when i do that. >> yeah, to your point, i hate that i get.oint. >> but now i do it myself.se p i hate it's hard becauseeopl people my age do it. and if i'm going to continue to spend time with my peers, it's going to keep rubbing off'n me. o it and i try to not do it, but it's so hard. you have you hanging outf on y with piers morgan and he's rubbing off on you. who pretended they like that. you know, sometimes i hateate pr

piers morgan. >> wow. morgathey they was cute.>> gre >> it was cute.s lo thank you. smu know, jim, it's long as jim said, jim, what annoys you is that someone does i could tell you exactly who does it. my wife and she did not. he hou >> just the whole insistingse on living in the house thing. but the i hate i hate with people fake laugh throughna a story that's not funny at alle . and she does it all the time. she fake laughs because she wants to keep the energy lbecau. going and the story. yes. t know wue laughdon't know why you that you knew where this was going. so fake laughing annoys me. i it. there's a i have a co-hostiffert who does that on a different show and this person will laugh that only encourages the person to keep saying stupid.g. li it's also it's a nervous thing to kamala harris does it and it's infuriating to watch you like this is so not genuinog

. yeah, you don't look like you're having fun and casual. you look like a blithering idio fnd casua a blitht for no i >> last night's interview, she looked especially miserablewedee for. >> she just. there was no joy. the joy was got strengthgth and and joy's trouble. strength and joy's in trouble. tyrus, what if someone deone do a well, these one people don'tdo i ca piers morgan, and i can't. i can't stand. people will say or laughople was at their own jokes. i'm like, i can't oh, this is going to be. and they come here, come here. i think. i think i do both, though. we jyou're i'm guy >> am i not? no, no. you see him on tv? well, we just watch them interview. on rep oh, we made pancakes. he asked for baconla. >> we played puzzles. i was actually. >> i was impressed by how little she said, like, yeah she is something else, though. but i do. i think that she has serious social anxiety. that's my theory. so, yeah, people thinkot slu she's drinking, but she doesn't slur. so i think she's just got socialr.hink she got

anxiety and that freaks her out and that and you could tell that's why she had that, wr you know, the emotional support animal with her. >> yeah, not my joke. got my joke. he did inven>> yout babies.tted yes, he did invent the beanie. really? he invented the beanie baby. yes, he did. how do you knoy babynow that? >> he just make up. to. i can't do it. yeah, i like it. i make a beanie baby morning. usually after a cup of coffee. you know what? now the piers morgan thing started to make sense. all right. don't go away. we'll be right back. it's not the things are sad back here in ann arbor. beautiful night for some football already around here. the big house, nearly one in four u.s. consumers have been a victim of identity theft. even when they did all the

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